The stuff that dreams are made of...
The Flash of course, not the chavs...
All I can say is 'WELL DONE MY GOOD MAN!' Someone has fianlyl done a piece on the scum of the UK. Ignore some of those negative reviews (Just Americans that try to make it seem they know what one is...)
You can research a chav all yuo like but it's nothing like ahving ot meet one face to face but i think you've summed it all nicely!